Friday, 15 June 2012

I didn't mean to post again ...

before going on holiday. So dang you, Caroline Lawrence! I should be packing for Panama but instead am writing about pistol packing P.K.Pinkerton.


P.K. (Pinky), the gender-ambiguous child detective of The Case of the Deadly Desperadoes is back - and with a vengeance. Only the vengeance is directed towards Pinky by the two surviving desperadoes of the first book. And, to make matters worse, the one who was killed has left a power vacuum, which many other gunmen are just dying to fill (some literally).

But nothing will divert P.K. from the main business of discovering who murdered Short Sally, a "Soiled Dove" (see Glossary), albeit one who has retired from the Oldest Profession. (How does Caroline Lawrence get away with these things? Especially in the USA, I wonder).

The trouble is there are just too many men meeting the eye-witness's description and P.K. is not good at remembering faces. As before, the plot is a high-octane, roistering, cliffhanger-filled ride through the Wild West and P.K. the most interesting and unusual protagonist in Junior fiction.

Without doubt, Pinky runs The Number One Children's Detective Agency - though the drink of choice is Sarsaparilla rather than Redbush Tea!

Monday, 11 June 2012

Writers are not very nice people

I found myself writing a version of this sentence in the adult novel I have been revising. It is about a first-time writer, though not a novelist, and she realises the above when she starts viewing some of her new friends as copy.

It is nothing new - as old as storytelling itself, I suspect. Even when in the throes of grief or bliss, the writer has a little exterior brain with a bird's-eye view of every incident and character. But woe betide anyone else doing it to us!


Charles Dickens was in the Staplehurst train crash in 1865. He tended the injured and dying, having been in the only carriage not to come off the rails. But he avoided giving evidence at the inquest, because he had been travelling with his mistress and her mother and did not want that fact to emerge.

Later he used the experience of the crash in a short story, The Signal Man. That 'mini-me' was on duty even when he had been giving sips of brandy to someone dying. I would be the same. It doesn't mean you can't be caring and kind; it just means you are aware of yourself being it.

Dickens ofter put versions of people he knew into his books. Mr Micawber was based on his father; Mrs Nickleby on his mother. But Elizabeth Dickens apparently did not recognise the portrait.

by Robert William Buss (1804–1875)

This famous painting, Dickens' Dream, executed five years after the writer's death, shows him in a reverie, surrounded by some of his most famous creations. For creations are what they are, not copies of real life people he knew, however much "inspired" by them they might have been.

It simply isn't possible to transfer real life events and people to the page, which is what I always answer to the inevitable question "do you put any of your family into your books?" Even if you started out with that intention, if the character is to come to life, it will grow and twist out of your grasp in unpredicted ways. And situations must be warped to fit the context of your story, even if it is the story of your own life.

There is another thing we do: we look at places to see if a visit to them can be made tax deductible by virtue of what we find there and can put into a book.

So watch this space for a story about sloths and red poison frogs, sea-turtles and margays. I'll be back in July.